Causes of World War I
- Austria: Oi Serbia one of your lot killed our heir to the throne, now we gonna declare war on yo ass.
- Serbia: Bitch please if you lay a finger on my my huge mate Russia will fuck you up.
- Russia: Austria, get the fuck off Serbia. Now.
- Germany: Who the fuck you think you are Russia, starting on Austria like that, huh?
- France: Ooh a fight! Germany, you motherless fuck, if you attack Russia we're going to have to fuck you up big time.
- Germany: Fuck you France, we're going to invade you but to get there we'll go through Belgium 'cos it's a neutral country and no-one will care, certainly not the British, lol
- Britain: Germany, you get the fuck outta Belgium. Right. Now!
- Germany: Make me bitches
Friday Jun 6 @ 12:50ami’m about to cry
my brother told me that only today he found out that LGBT stood for les/gay/bi/trans instead of lettuce green bacon tomato
he looked at me and he had tears in his eyes and he said in the most horrified voice
i’ve been telling people i like LGBT sandwiches okay that means i’ve been having gay sandwiches
then he started to cry and ran off and yelled
they all think i’ve had gay threesomes!!!!!
i’m actually crying omg
This gets me EVERY fucking time
Friday Jun 6 @ 12:37amIf you weren’t obsessed with 3oh!3 once you’re lying.
Friday Jun 6 @ 12:35amCome on has anyone ever actually used the word benign validly in a sentence
I am eight but I will soon benign
Friday Jun 6 @ 12:30amno one will ever hate me as much as i hate myself
